Surreptitiously approach the trash can...
When NO ONE is looking (or you THINK no one is looking),
select a highly desirable piece of trash.
Shred said trash.
(Do not forget to attempt a guiltless look.)
Repeat process.
Sit back and admire your handiwork
Indicate utter despair -- with a very sad face --
once the game is over
Can't be mad a critter with a face this cute!
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